EPISODE 2 – TRAFFIC JAM THE MUSICAL! | SketchSHE


– Omigod. What the hell? – Omigod – That was awesome. (gasping) (screaming) (car horns) (electronic music) (shouting) – God, I told you guys we
had to get travel insurance, you never listen to me in the back. – You stupid whore. – [Shae] Whoa Language. – Wait, me or Shae? – This car was worth more than your life. – Oh, it’s a Porsche. – Did we hit someone? – No, I tried to go past it, and I am sure it was a raccoon. – Omigod, look there. – If he’s dead it’s going
to be real hard to show it to our fans, but I know a good filter. – No, no, no, no, we cannot
tell anybody about this. What if the agency finds out? Come on. – [Shae] Sir, please be okay,
this is really inconvenient for our careers. – Oh, I can see why you
thought it was a raccoon. (dry heaving) – Maddy, it’s fine, there’s no blood. – It’s not that it’s he dirty feet. – Someone’s gonna have to
give him mouth to mouth. – I can’t, I’m asthmatic. – Shae, you’re only asthmatic
when it suits you, come on. – Okay, the men love you so, please. (whining) – I don’t hear either of you
asking if I’m interested. – You were dry retching five
seconds ago, how much air do you really think
you’d be able to get in? – Which one of you piss-ants
was driving that car? – Uh, Shae. – [Vested Man] Omigod, he’s dead. – Is there a handsome doctor here? Dammit. – I know Reki. – Guys, we’re not killers,
we’re YouTube celebrities trying to break into a bigger market. – Killers, killers! (chanting) – Killers, killers, killers,
killers, killers, killers killers, killers (percussive rock music) – ♫ Our fault, no, ♫ It wasn’t our fault ♫ It wasn’t our fault – ♫ That the car was brought ♫ To a screaming halt ♫ And oh, oh, oh – ♫ It was a suicide ♫ Right before my eyes ♫ That homeless guy,
should’ve jumped aside – ♫ It wasn’t the way I was driving ♫ What about her? ♫ She was clearly distracted ♫ Doing her make up ♫ Fixing her lashes and
that’s why she crashed it – ♫ Me, me, no ♫ It wasn’t my fault ♫ It’s never my fault ♫ You should ask, the Incredible Hulk ♫ Cause oh, oh, oh ♫ She was drinking ♫ She wasn’t thinking ♫ Chugging those beers is what got us here – ♫ It wasn’t because I was drinking ♫ What about him? ♫ That he don’t have no license ♫ Swerving and weaving ♫ Driving that shit ♫ And that’s why he crashed it – ♫ You’re gonna pay ♫ You’re gonna pay ♫ For what you did today ♫ Killed a man ♫ Hit a van ♫ Wham, bam, thank you ma’am ♫ You’re gonna pay ♫ You’re gonna pay ♫ That’s the Hollow City way ♫ That’s the Hollow City way – ♫ Me, me, no ♫ It wasn’t my fault ♫ He did a somersault ♫ Those ditsy girls ♫ We’ve all forgot ♫ Cause, oh, oh, oh ♫ They were driving and singing ♫ No doubt, lip-syncing ♫ Thinking they’re stars ♫ Then they crashed the car – Guys we have to distract them. We have got to get to that meeting. Now, let’s do a rendition of
that Donald Stump rally song. They love that shit here. – God, are you serious, it’s so cheesy. – Rhythm is a Dancer to Soul’s Companion, it might just work. – Lead. (smack) – ♫ We digress – ♫ Are you serious – ♫ We believe in dancing – ♫ You can’t handle this – ♫ When the dance phone rings – ♫ Answer the call – ♫ Move your feet – ♫ Or to the claw – ♫ Or just move your shoulders – ♫ Kick today – ♫ Watch us prance – ♫ Watch us dance ♫ Here’s the music ♫ Come on boys, let’s get down – ♫ You’re gonna pay ♫ You’re gonna pay ♫ For what you did today ♫ Sing and dance ♫ Not a chance ♫ You make it home today ♫ You’re gonna pay ♫ You’re gonna pay ♫ That’s the Hollow City way ♫ That’s the Hollow City way – There has to be a way
that we can resolve this. – Yeah, you’re going to
have to pay for the damages. (rap beat music) – ♫ Oh, hell no. – ♫ Looks like it was your fault. – ♫ Definitely your fault. – ♫ You brought the scene ♫ to a screeching halt. – ♫ So let’s just go. – ♫ Swap out our insurance. – ♫ No need for violence. – ♫ You we can’t stay ♫ And tell you good day – ♫ Have we forgotten about him? ♫ The scriptures declare ♫ It’s a cardinal sin ♫ Thou shalt not kill ♫ We can’t be mislead ♫ Just cause he’s dead – ♫ Okay everyone, let’s just calm down – ♫ I think it’s clear what’s ♫ happened here – ♫ It’s obviously these young hooligans – ♫ They have to pay ♫ It’s the Hollow City way – Maybe I should say – ♫ They gotta pay ♫ They gotta pay ♫ Lock them boys away ♫ Killed a man ♫ Hit a van ♫ Throw that key away ♫ They gotta pay ♫ They gotta pay ♫ Throw that key away ♫ Throw that key away – ♫ Wait, this isn’t right ♫ I can’t lie ♫ Not, these boys ♫ I can’t lie ♫ The one you’re looking for ♫ Is ♫ Shae – Bitch. – [Voiceover] Tune in next
week to see what happens on Traffic Jam, the musical. (“When a Fire Starts
to Burn” by Sam Smith)

98 thoughts on “EPISODE 2 – TRAFFIC JAM THE MUSICAL! | SketchSHE

  1. I'm Brazilian and I live in USA! I will be doing English videos on my youtube channel! Subscribe!!! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

  2. OMG… I didn't expected Lana was a "stool pigeon" 😑… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just kidding, gals. The thrill and the expectation are increasing more and more in every "Traffic Jam" episode, like this one I enjoyed a lot. Such an AMAZING work, ladies, and that goes also for your production crew. Keep on bringing to the fans the best of this masterpiece… in the Hollo City way! πŸ˜‰.

    Greetings from Chile, sent to Hollo City πŸš”πŸš–πŸš˜

  3. Nice episode. I really thought Jayden Rodrigues will be sued on this accident. Good thing it did not happen. Good job Jayden Rodrigues!! 😊😊

  4. This song was absolutely RAD! I'm glad I watched the first episode first to get context. See you next week πŸ™‚ ~A fellow Aussie YouTuber πŸ™‚

  5. UGHHHH!!! I was looking forward to this series so much but my internet is being stupid and I can't pull up your page to find the first episode!!!!!!AD GNELFGKNALEKRGNERKG

  6. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁cool

  7. I like bits and pieces of this, but sadly like most musicals it feels like it goes on forever. Thumbs up just because I support you guys, I think you're so funny. Still a fan looking forward to the next video lip syncing in a car.

  8. Seems to be quite a dark/realistic/unsettling message on humanity? Who wrote the story of the musical?

    I think you're all beyond brilliant, you must have great friends and backers beyond the ones you pay. The 4k filming is great too, and the set, and the looks dont hurt either.

    Go Sketchshe!!

  9. Way better than the first episode!
    First one felt a little stretched but I definitely can feel the heart that was put in this episode.
    Keep it up πŸ™‚

  10. Just super awesome! Makes geek like me jumping up and singing with you ladies! Wish I could see it live! Hope some day you will perform this in Enmore Theatre or something! Love you!

  11. you guys are the best! hope you guys come to the US one day! would any of you be willing to send me an autograph??

  12. need help got in a car accident visit the website gofundme.com/28ghmh8 please and thank youπŸ˜†πŸ‘βœŠπŸ‘πŸ‘Œ

  13. Awesome stuff girls! Keep it up! Oh and Lana, snitches get stitches! Haha jkz! I would take the fall for u any day!

  14. Great job Ladies!!! This could be the West Side Story of 2016!!!! Now I have to wait to see what Happens to Shea since Lana ratted her out… You Ladies Rock My World and I Thank You for that,,,,

  15. I like how there are all these Australian cars with steering on the right in Hollywo…err, Hollo City. πŸ˜›

    Love the music and this is pretty hilarious. The last word by Shay cracked me up!

  16. LOVE! Bright, exciting, FUN, and best of all fearlessly ORIGINAL. Terrific story and the stakes couldn't be higher for our three favorite characters caught-up in an ACCIDENTAL HOMICIDE FLASH-MOB.

  17. I LOVE the one with brown hair, she's a good actress and gives a perfect reaction πŸ˜‚β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’―
    Good job girls!

  18. How hard is it directing at the same time you're acting in most of the scenes? You should have an underling bring on a directors style hat and chair to lay down the creative vision properly. πŸ˜„ Love the bitch-a!

  19. Girls!!! There are no words to say how amazing you are! πŸ˜€ and your voices are sooo good, well done.
    Very creative, very original, you definitely gained a new fan (although I already follow you on FB).

    Lot of love from Italy xxx

  20. I'm only here because Jayden Rodrigues is in it πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
    Now I'm watching it well because of him

  21. It is really catchy at school today that song was stuck in my head and with out realising I started humming it and my friend was like what you singing and I was like traffic jam the musical

  22. It was really very good! I loved this episode! You have some brazilian fans!

    Foi realmente muito bom! Adorei este episΓ³dio! VocΓͺs tΓͺm fΓ£s brasileiros!

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